THE REAL TRUTH OF MAN Vs WOMAN



1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for

a $2 item that she doesn't want.



2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man

never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



4. The problem with a man is you must understand him a lot and love

him a  little.  To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and

not try  to understand her at all.



5. Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a

lot more willing to die.



6. A married  man should forget his mistakes, there's  no use in two

people remembering the same thing.



7. Men wake up as good as when they went to bed. Women deteriorate during

the night.



8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn't. A man

marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.



9. A women has to have the last word in any argument, and anything

that  a  man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.