*If fire-fighters fight fires and crime-fighters fight crime, what do freedom-fighters fight?

*If peanut oil is made of peanuts and olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of?

*If corn bread is made of corn and oat meal is made of oats, what are dog bisquets (sp?) made of?

*Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

*If people who eat vegitables are called vegitarians, what do humanitarians eat? (Jarom's favorite)

* Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

* Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

* Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

* Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

* Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

* Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

* Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

* How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

* If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

* If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

* If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

* If you tied a slice of buttered bread to a cat's back and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

* If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

* You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

* Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

* Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

* Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

* You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

* Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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