Mixed Messages

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The following are actual headlines:



1.  Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted



2.  Survivor of Siamese Twins joins Parents 



3.  Stud Tires Out



4.  Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 



5.  Reagan Wins on Budget, But more Lies Ahead



6.  Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 



7.  Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 



8.  Stolen Paintin



9.  Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 



10.  Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One 



11.  Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in 1984 



12.  Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 



13.  Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 



14.  Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees 



15.  Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half