THE GENIE.



A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across 

an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.



The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp.  This is 

the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these 

wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"



The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always 

wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.

Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there?"



The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics

of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?

Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No-think of another 

wish."



The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. 

Finally, he said,  "I've been married and divorced four times.

My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. 

So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel 

inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent

treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want 

when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."



The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"