It was a starry night and the snowflakes drifted down gently. The
snowcrust sparkled in the lamplight at the North Pole. Sleigh bells
jingled in the distance. It was supposed to be a happy time, but it wasn't.
Santa was really pissed off. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going
right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the Christmas cookies. The elves were
complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in while
making toys. And to top it all off, the reindeer had been drinking all
afternoon and were completely useless. They had taken the sleigh out for a
spin earlier in the day and crashed it into a tree, breaking off one of
the runners. They were still stumbling around outside, giggling and
shaking their sleigh bells. Santa was redder than usual with anger. He
drank another slug of scotch, and then bellowed, "I CAN'T believe it! I've
got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours
from now and all my reindeer are drunk, my elves are on strike and I don't
even have a Christmas tree! AND I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS
ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I supposed to do?"
Just at that moment, the little angel opened the front door and stepped in
from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind him. He said, "Yo,
Santa, where do you want me to stick the Christmas Tree this year?" And
thus the tradition of angels perched atop the Christmas trees came to pass.
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